On a regular basis, my husband and I banter back and forth. I have to admit, my husband topped me this time. I was actually speechless. [Watching TV: A bomb goes off and part of a corridor collapses] Me: Did they even check that guy’s pulse? Or did they just assume he was dead. Husband:…
I just found a message from last year and though you might enjoy it: My school went going bookless, so we were given iPads. We had two days of training from Apple pros. Anyway…I was being trained on the dictation app. I said: “Split the keyboard.” It wrote: “You will die.” My iPad is now named HAL.