Me:  Hey, there’s Golfland.  We went there on our second date.

Him:  (Pleasantly) Really?  Huh.

Me: Yeah, I won.

Him: Really?

Me: Yeah.  My mom said I should have let you win.

Him: I knew I liked your mom.

Me: You would really prefer me to throw the game?

Him: (Ignoring me with a sly grin) Yep.  Really like your mom.

Me: (Shakes head and rolls eyes)